Post by Rick T.Nash on Jul 19, 2003 10:16:00 GMT -5
It all started when Gnarly and Cthulhu decided to go hunting for those damn Canadians because they'd just watched South Park: The movie. They were armed with forks and hockey sticks. Suddenly they heard a strange noise, it was Ozzy Osbourne who just stumbled on one of Cthulhu's test...erm...tentacle.
"What in the name of Me are you doing here Ozzy?" asked Gnarly.
"I wuz lookin' for me wife", Ozzy answered. "What the bloody hell are you two doing with those ****ing forks anyway?"
Cthulhu rolled his eyes, said: "Mind your own business, so-called '****ing Prince of Darkness' " and laughed, but Gnarly said: "C'mon Cthul' don't be so rude with Ozzy, he's one of my faithful servants! Wanna come with us Oz we go hunt for Canadians?"
Cthulhu's tentacles twitched and he said, "Only if I can eat Ozzy."
"C'mon Cthul" said Gnarly,"there's nothing worth eating on this skinny rotten spawn of the devil!" while Ozzy looked for a shelter.
With Ozzy out of sight, Cthulhu's thoughts turned towards Canadians, and Celine Dion in particular whose song "My heart will go on" had disturbed the squid's dreams so often that he longed to make her his bride. A woman who could cause so much misery to the human race had to know about tentacle sex!
Suddenly, in a cloud of smoke, appeared Pamela Anderson, smoking a huge Cuban cigar.
"Watch out! Her implants are actually Shoggots" screamed a frightenned Ozzy...
"What in the name of Me are you doing here Ozzy?" asked Gnarly.
"I wuz lookin' for me wife", Ozzy answered. "What the bloody hell are you two doing with those ****ing forks anyway?"
Cthulhu rolled his eyes, said: "Mind your own business, so-called '****ing Prince of Darkness' " and laughed, but Gnarly said: "C'mon Cthul' don't be so rude with Ozzy, he's one of my faithful servants! Wanna come with us Oz we go hunt for Canadians?"
Cthulhu's tentacles twitched and he said, "Only if I can eat Ozzy."
"C'mon Cthul" said Gnarly,"there's nothing worth eating on this skinny rotten spawn of the devil!" while Ozzy looked for a shelter.
With Ozzy out of sight, Cthulhu's thoughts turned towards Canadians, and Celine Dion in particular whose song "My heart will go on" had disturbed the squid's dreams so often that he longed to make her his bride. A woman who could cause so much misery to the human race had to know about tentacle sex!
Suddenly, in a cloud of smoke, appeared Pamela Anderson, smoking a huge Cuban cigar.
"Watch out! Her implants are actually Shoggots" screamed a frightenned Ozzy...
