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Post by Rick T.Nash on Jul 19, 2003 10:16:00 GMT -5
It all started when Gnarly and Cthulhu decided to go hunting for those damn Canadians because they'd just watched South Park: The movie. They were armed with forks and hockey sticks. Suddenly they heard a strange noise, it was Ozzy Osbourne who just stumbled on one of Cthulhu's test...erm...tentacle. "What in the name of Me are you doing here Ozzy?" asked Gnarly. "I wuz lookin' for me wife", Ozzy answered. "What the bloody hell are you two doing with those ****ing forks anyway?" Cthulhu rolled his eyes, said: "Mind your own business, so-called '****ing Prince of Darkness' " and laughed, but Gnarly said: "C'mon Cthul' don't be so rude with Ozzy, he's one of my faithful servants! Wanna come with us Oz we go hunt for Canadians?" Cthulhu's tentacles twitched and he said, "Only if I can eat Ozzy." "C'mon Cthul" said Gnarly,"there's nothing worth eating on this skinny rotten spawn of the devil!" while Ozzy looked for a shelter. With Ozzy out of sight, Cthulhu's thoughts turned towards Canadians, and Celine Dion in particular whose song "My heart will go on" had disturbed the squid's dreams so often that he longed to make her his bride. A woman who could cause so much misery to the human race had to know about tentacle sex!
Suddenly, in a cloud of smoke, appeared Pamela Anderson, smoking a huge Cuban cigar. "Watch out! Her implants are actually Shoggots" screamed a frightenned Ozzy...
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Post by Nightshade on Jul 20, 2003 19:54:02 GMT -5
Cthulhu smiled, thinking such implants would be perfect for his bride Celine. When suddenly Pamela...
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Post by Rick T.Nash on Jul 23, 2003 8:44:40 GMT -5
's breasts exploded revealing...
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Post by M.F.Luder on Aug 2, 2003 8:20:50 GMT -5
two orange/yellow bubbles. "Hey watch that! It's Yoggy!" said Gnarly, "didn't knew you were hiding in Pam's implants, I thought you were in...
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Post by O.H.Lee on Aug 3, 2003 12:01:47 GMT -5
vacation with Hastur somewhere in the Hyades." At these words, Pam-Yoggy started to laugh because....
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Post by Rick T.Nash on Aug 3, 2003 16:51:03 GMT -5
Hastur was actually in big troubles, he went to...
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Post by M.F.Luder on Aug 5, 2003 1:20:56 GMT -5
the grocer's to buy...
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Post by Rick T.Nash on Aug 5, 2003 2:40:15 GMT -5
strawberries but...
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Post by M.F.Luder on Aug 5, 2003 8:11:22 GMT -5
when he entered the grocery shop he stumbled upon...
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Post by Rick T.Nash on Aug 5, 2003 10:42:43 GMT -5
a six pack of Duff Beer and...
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Post by Nightshade on Aug 5, 2003 17:18:21 GMT -5
proceeded to sell it to underage cultists who...
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Post by Rick T.Nash on Aug 6, 2003 5:53:44 GMT -5
were caught in the woods, dancing drunk and naked under the moonlight, by...
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Post by Cannibal Monkey on Aug 6, 2003 6:42:17 GMT -5
...inspector LeGrasse, who wondered...
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Post by Rick T.Nash on Aug 11, 2003 7:58:16 GMT -5
where the young cultists had found the beer. "We got it from that Hastur guy" said one of the cultists, "you know, that strange yellowish guy with...
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Post by Cannibal Monkey on Aug 13, 2003 5:01:09 GMT -5
...the big nose and really small, shrivelled...
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